The Royal Family have alighted from their jet and are in New Zealand and Twittererers have responded with all the grave dignity you might imagine they would. Here are some of my favourites.
— Ben Boyce (@Ben_Boyce_) April 7, 2014
I assume most of the reporters covering the Royal Tour are just masturbating constantly; otherwise the tone of the coverage is a bit weird
— Danyl Mclauchlan (@danylmc) April 7, 2014
THE DOOR IS OPEN!
— Matty McLean (@mattymcleanTVNZ) April 7, 2014
— Wendy Lester (@WendyWings) April 7, 2014
So HRH the Duchess of Cambridge gets caught by the Wellington wind, same as the rest of us! pic.twitter.com/gFdsXYMdYU
— Ginger Bear (@jinnee79) April 7, 2014
Say what you will but the Duchess 1) holding a baby, 2) walking down narrow steps in heels & 3) battling Welly wind the entire time = skill
— Faisal Halabi (@faisalhalabi) April 7, 2014
Can report the Maori (or "Maoris") are wearing tops and knickers
— Laura McQuillan (@mcquillanatorz) April 7, 2014
It's not a Wellington experience unless the driver takes the royals through the Mt Victoria Tunnel and beeps endlessly at oncoming traffic.
— Morgan Godfery (@MorganGodfery) April 7, 2014
It’s a bit rough how they don’t get to go through Duty Free
— Sports Freak (@Sportsfreakconz) April 7, 2014